It’s here it’s here! No political references this month, but a potentially cooler than last month set of products. So “What do we got?” You ask. Well let me tell you. Well the first thing you'll notice is that this box conforms to 49 CFR 173.4. That basically means that you're getting some fluids in here, but less than 30 oz. So we know that there is nothing full size this month. Chinc in the armer, but let's open and see what we do get!
First things first, you get a guide of a bunch of stuff that Birchbox knows about; drinking and a weird little quote from Abe Lincoln on patenting (is Birchbox working on protecting some intellectual property). On to the products...
First things first (because I'm a gadget guy) two neat little accessories from Quirky. The Quirky Cordies and the Quirky Wrapster.
Quirky Cordies ($12)
So this thing is cool. It's meant to keep all of your various gadget cordes from ending up a big mess of knots sitting on your desk top, dresser, night stand or an other flat surface basically. The review... they do what they do and they do it well. This cordie will let you plug in your tablet, your iPod, your phone and your extra P Diddy phone (you're a baller, you probably have two). Bottom line, It's a simple idea that I'm surprised that no one has started marketing earlier. Quirky Wrapster ($6)
So you've figured out how to keep your cordes organized on the table, you're half way to a fung shway life! Now what do you do when you're on the road? Well, you pull out the wrapster for your ear buds is all 'cause it keeps your cordes from getting tangled in your pockets just like the cordies keep them organized on your desk. But don't let this little accessory fool you, it's hiding a cool little trick. You can use it as a stand for your phone when you pull out those buds and pop on a flix. Very cool, very useful and very reasonably priced. I would buy these. So we've covered the "life style" portion of this box, "What else is in the tissue paper though?" you may ask.
Benta Berry Super Moisturizing Face Cream
Creme tres sounds like a desert, but it's not. It's part of the crap scribbled on to of this sample of Benta Berry's Super Moisturizing Face Cream (yeah,it's super). Now as far as products that your would not get else where go, this one fits the bill. Just google it, go ahead, I'll wait... ... ... ... . Good, you're back. Now your remember why Birchbox is a thing, to introduce you to products that you wouldn't find anywhere else. This one does a good job. It's a moisturizer meant to keep your skin moist but not too oily. It dries so that you can't see anything on and seems to do the job.
Super Smile Whitening System ($23)
So let's be honest, you're probably just brushing, and not accelerating. But do you want to be like the pre game #5, full of doubt, or the post game #5, full of pride. The second I know. So use this system, brush and accelerate!
June Jacobs for Men 3-1 Cleanser ($27)
So you like deals right? Then why not get your cleansers the way that the big cleaners business doesn't want you to know about? That's right, 3 in 1! No more wasting your head earned money on a cleaner for your face, shampoo for your head and Axe body wash for your body! You're in the know and using June Jasobs!
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